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Glockrunner
12-07-2004, 10:29
Being Politically Correct...
(Women)

1) She is not a BABE or a CHICK - she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2) She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3) She is not EASY - she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4) She is not DUMB - she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5) She has not BEEN AROUND - she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6) She is not an AIRHEAD - she is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7) She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8) She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9) She does not NAG YOU - she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10) She is not a SLUT - she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11) She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - she is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12) She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - she is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

Being Politically Correct...
(Men)

13) He does not have a BEER GUT - he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY

14) He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

15) He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

16) He is not BALDING - he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

17) He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

18) He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

19) He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

20) He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - he has SWINE EMPATHY.

21) He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

22) He is not HORNY - he is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

Falcon501
12-07-2004, 11:36
Originally posted by Glockrunner

12) She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - she is a LOW COST PROVIDER. LOL ;z ;z ;z