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12-09-2004, 02:25
A sheep farmer made his monthly journey into town
to buy supplies. While loading up his pickup, he
spotted one of the girls who worked at the bord-
ello watching him.

"Say, honey," he asked, "what's the going rate
these days?" "Hundred bucks," she replied.

"If every man raised sheep, we wouldn't need you
women," he exclaimed with disgust.

"Yeah," she said, "and if vibrators could cut the
grass, we wouldn't need you men, either."

12-09-2004, 21:45
Sheep eat grass!