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The Pontificator
12-09-2004, 06:33
How can you possibly not love the Irish? Real
"Personal ads" in the Dublin News:


Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex
addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow
Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three
o'clock in the morning.


Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by
longtime fiancÚ, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if
such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced b****es.

Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets
slit-eyed and nasty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.


Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a
damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.


Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue
eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.


Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.