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Glockdude1
12-12-2004, 19:24
"In Trouble Drinking"

Two buddies, Ollie and Tommy, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly
Ollie throws up all over himself. "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill
me!"
Tommy says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast


pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
twenty
dollars
for the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually
Ollie stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You
reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Ollie says,
"Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everything. Itsh snot wha jew think. I
only
had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had

one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor! He said he was
verrry


sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty
bucks.."

"Oh, yeah.......I almos' fergot, he crapped in my pants, too."

;N