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Glockdude1
12-12-2004, 19:34
"Words Women Use"

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome..............

;N