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12-13-2004, 02:30
Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl.

* Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of days I've stayed alive!

* I saw a woman with the word 'Guess' on it, I said, "implants?"

* Stay in drugs, drink school and don't do milk.

* If hot air rises, why is it so cold in outter space?

* If dogs eat out of dog bowls, why do you eat off of a plate?

* My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

* At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

* People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

* How come Windex doesn't taste like it smells?