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12-15-2004, 12:58
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He asked, "Do you have any Italian bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said , "My goodness, five loaves . . . it'll get hard."

He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread but me?"

12-18-2004, 22:54