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RangeRat
12-17-2004, 23:56
#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22

#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another one for when you are on the road

#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times

#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup

#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo

#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space

#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month

#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun