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12-19-2004, 02:58
To impress a woman:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance
her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle
with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her
hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back
again for her.

To impress a man:

Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

12-19-2004, 06:25

12-19-2004, 22:43
If she shows up naked I don't care about the wings or TV. I'm impressed.