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okie
12-21-2004, 02:50
A new study by the American Heart Association found that as little as a single glass of wine or beer per week can significantly reduce a man's risk of a stroke.
And 10 or 12 a night keeps you from caring even if you DO have a stroke
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HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE GROWING OLD ...

You get winded playing cards.

Your children begin to look middle aged.

You join a health club and don't go.

You look forward to dull evenings

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

You know all the answers but nobody asks you questions.

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
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I was so drunk last night that I broke off both garage doors getting in. And I didn't even have a car.