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01-17-2005, 20:41
Ole and Sven

Ole is a farmer in Visconsin. He is in need of a new milk cow and
hears about a nice one for sale over in Minnesota. He drives to
Minnesota, looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow,
then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat,
pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides
to buy the cow and take it home.

He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey Sven, come and look
at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis cow in Minnesota, yah?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you

Sven says, "My vife is from Minnesota."

Dennis in MA
01-18-2005, 17:18
`l `l `l

01-20-2005, 22:34
;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z

01-22-2005, 00:15
Yah, shur, you becha!;f