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01-19-2005, 02:43
It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court,
the Police had rounded up the usual collection
of street walkers and brought them before the
Judge; three stood before him, all arrested on
the same corner. He asked the first *lady*
what she had to say for herself.

The woman was irate, "I don't know what all
this is about your Honor. I'm a college student
doing research for a term paper."

The Judge sighed and said, "Well, Miss, I would
have thought you'd done enough research' by
now. My computer says you have two prior
convictions. Thirty days and $250 fine."

He then turned to the second *lady* and
requested her to testify. The woman began
crying softly and said, "Judge, I am just a
housewife out getting a pack of cigarettes for
my husband. I have no idea why I was arrested."

This time, the Judge shook his head and said,
"Well, young lady, the officer tells me that he
saw you had a stack of bills along with the
cigarettes to your 'husband' in his new Cadillac.
Thirty days and $250 fine."

He turned to the last of the trio and asked her

The woman said simply, "I'm a hooker."

Refreshed at her honesty, the Judge laughed
and said, "How's business?"

She sneered and replied, "Terrible, Judge, with
all these students and housewives around, I
can't turn a single trick."