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01-22-2005, 10:23
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and
dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a

Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor.
"What the hell happened?" asked a friend who had witnessed
the entire event.

"I'm not really sure." the man replied, rubbing his red cheek.
"When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on
Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it."

01-22-2005, 18:11
I guess that joke is funnier if you actually know where Amarillo is.

01-22-2005, 19:05
He poked the small one.

01-28-2005, 17:41
Brownsville could have gotten him arrested.