reds n' blues

[MOTHERGREEN]

It's better to be a red person in a blue state
than a blue person in a red state. As a red
person, if your blue neighbors turn into a mob
at least you have a gun to protect yourself.
As a blue person, your only hope is to appease
the red mob with herbal tea and marinated tofu.

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[Dennis in MA]

Based on the attacks by the "blues" I'm thinkin I'd rather be a blue in a red state - if I HAD to be a blue. Machiavelli came from a blue state. I know that much.