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02-01-2005, 02:45
You know you're in a small town.....

- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.

- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local
merchants because you're the first baby of the year.

- if you speak to each dog you pass, by name ..... and he wags his tail
at you

- if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.

- when the biggest business in town sells farm machinery.

- if you write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.

- if you missed church on Sunday and the preacher sends you a get-well card!

02-01-2005, 16:07
If the the city limit signs at each end of town are on the same post.

02-01-2005, 16:08
If strangers think they are in Resume Speed, (insert your state here)

02-01-2005, 16:09
All those things describe the town I live in. Really love it that way.

02-01-2005, 16:10
If you marry your lifelong sweetheart and all the old ladies in town put an X on the calendar 9 months from then. And start a pool.

02-01-2005, 16:18
The closest Wal-mart is an hour dive from town!

02-01-2005, 20:52
Originally posted by bachchoy
The closest Wal-mart is an hour dive from town!

That could describe traffic around here. Walmart is only 7 miles away.