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02-04-2005, 13:01
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.

He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."

02-07-2005, 01:34

02-07-2005, 15:54
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02-08-2005, 00:13
OK, I may be very naive or sheltered, but i simply dont get it. To spare me the embarrassment, could somebody PM me an explanation, just so i know....man Im a loser...

02-08-2005, 00:15
wait!!! I just re read it for the 40th time or so and it clicked....nevermind. I totally redeemed myself by posting this before you guys PMed me... i think...

02-08-2005, 16:06
No, you didn't. ;a

02-08-2005, 16:24
PM me the answer too...I dont get it either...I feel stupid...:)