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okie
02-07-2005, 02:43
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my
fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than
that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a
very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's
belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me,
but do you know me?no, but I know what you've been doing.

Carek
02-07-2005, 09:22
I think your missing the punchline, it goes like this

"no, but I know what you've been doing."

okie
02-07-2005, 12:00
Originally posted by Carek
I think your missing the punchline, it goes like this

"no, but I know what you've been doing."
ooooooops I messed up^4 ^3