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EZFLY80
02-25-2005, 15:08
Im sure some of you have seen this before. This was posted on an all cop forum but not sure the correct name of the site. Keep in mind it is a public forum as is glocktalk that anyone can see. I am a motorcyclist so I take this to heart. I think that its total BS to start with but this cop should really seek some mental help none the less. Please read it all and let me know what you think.

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Topic: I Love It When "Stunt Bikers" Crash

I was thinking about this topic & remembered a chase I had years ago after a "stunt biker." I wouldn't have even looked twice at him except he did a wheel stand for about 2 city blocks & you could hear his pipes from a mile away. I lit him up & the chase was on.

Ya gotta admit it's sweet when they run from us warp 9 & that lil old
lady pulls out in front of them. God I love it when they lay those big
rice burners down & burst into flames. Ever seen magnesiun burn? I hate the smell, it stays in your uniform until you get it cleaned.

Anyway, after I lit this guy up, he splits & heads for the fwy. We chased him so fast, the chopper helicopter couldn't catch us, our then new Chevys that had the Vette engine (plus I flipped the air cleaner over & put
octane booster in the tank, the mechanic gets pissed but it makes the
damm thing fly), the guy was craping a brick because at 110 we were on
his ass, I could see the whites of his eyes.

The bike was a Ninja 1100 something, he was 2 time loser that chucked a gun and some dope, he was running for his life. Sure enough, he lays it down going about
110, he hit a disel gas slick about 4 feet wide... We had 22'd the chase
and were "observing" (yeah right) from a safe distance, the bike a
Kawasaki 1100 cc cafe racer looking thing, started to spark as it
slid across the fwy, the sparks looked like a Peacocks feathers... sure
enough the thing stareted to burn as it finally stopped skidding.

I lost sight of the driver in all the sparks. I caught him as he tumbled
like a rag doll into the ice plant along side the fwy, head over heals..
I remember it as if it was slow motion like that old Evil Knevel crash in Vegas. He managed to break just about
every bone in his body, his left leg was severed above the knee and the
bone was sticking out through the skin, he lost all the skin on his
elbows and those bones were visible as well. His right eye was buldging
out of the socket, his jaw was hanging like only the skin was holding it
on and I could'nt see a tooth in his head (he swolloed most of them). His
wrists were snapped, two fingers were hanging by a thread and he was
MOVING!!

He had lost both shoes, and was wearing shorts and tee shirt, no
protection. He had to cut the chinstrap to steal the helmit so it flew
off almost right away.

It was a cool scene, blood everwhere, shoes here, a few teeth there, the
bloody, tattered, mangled carcas of a loser felon lying 1/2 on the
shoulder 1/2 in the ivy, and in the background the warm glow of a a
burning bike. I thought I smelled burning flesh, but idiot was'nt on
fire, I looked at him a little closer and noticed his right leg was
missing the foot, the stunt bikers foot has been torn off. As the bike and he
slid together for about 30 feet, it stuck in the engine (how I have no
idea) and was cooking like a piece of KFC.

After all the damage that guy did to himself, he lived (dirtbags never
die). They drilled holes in his head and anchored these metal rods in
the bones of his skull to keep his head from moving, he was a a full
body cast, had internal injuries, lost his eye, 2 fingers, a foot, all
his teeth, bit his tounge in 1/2 and he pulled his hamstring so bad, it
tore. He had a tube in his throat, up his nose, in his jones and the Doc
anticipated him needing 20-30 surgeries and he lost the ability to sport
lumber.

I saved the tax payers from having to pay for his injuries by un
arresting him (per 849b1) before they took him to the hospital. That
way, he has to pay all his medical bills.

We had a hearty laugh and a few 16 oz Buds after work, our LT paid because
we didn't dent 1 unit and he was happy..

Stunt bikers, for all you, this Buds for you.

__________________
Vice Sergeant
Where the sewer meets the surf

fnfalman
02-25-2005, 15:17
Well, I'd laugh too if I see "street stunstaz" breaking their asses for doing stupid stuff. Alas, usually when they take a spill they'd take other bystanding motorists with them.

Impress me with your skills by showing off at the tracks, or at some unused streets/canyons/parking lots and not in the middle of traffic.

epsylum
02-25-2005, 15:48
Originally posted by fnfalman
Impress me with your skills by showing off at ....... some unused streets/canyons/parking lots and not in the middle of traffic.

Trust me. They would love to, but the cops will arrest them for that too. Just as if there is a cheap or free safe place to go drag racing at night (preferrably weekends) the instances of illegal street drag racing drops drematically.

I am telling you, I am going to buy a lot and pave it. Then open it as a street stunting park. I'll make lots 'o cash.

Any investors???;f

ateamer
02-25-2005, 15:49
I believe the person who posted that was banned from the site.

EZFLY80
02-25-2005, 16:51
they werent banned at all, in fact, everyone agreed with them.

fnfalman
02-25-2005, 17:48
Trust me. They would love to, but the cops will arrest them for that too.
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But at least they don't jeopardize other motorists by performing their stunts in traffic. If they want to show off and being kewl, then getting tickets and/or arrested are simply the price they pay for having fun.

My deal is this, they have no right to jeopardize bystanders by pulling stunts in traffic or trying to outrun cops. They have every right to kill or maim themselves and themselves only.

I was young once and I did stupid stuff, except that I found places to do stupid stuff on that if I were to spill, I'd only kill myself and nobody else. And if I were to get tickets, oh well, that's part of the game.

gixxer11
02-25-2005, 19:34
Those are the type of cops that really piss me off. I agree that stunting on the street is very immature, but his and anyone that agrees with him is just as big of a piece of excrement as he is. His attitude is extremely unprofessional and he has a serious ego problem. What I think is funny is that he thinks 110 is fast. Cop cars never had "vette" motors in them, and octane booster doesn't do anything. And BTW, I love outrunning cops on the highway. I too go and drink beer with my friend's when it happens, and I can't wait for the day when some cop "lits me up" when I'm on some twisty road and he crashes into a tree and all the above happens to him. Ha ha ha. Now, how did that sound. Well I'm not a cop and I would never enjoy seeing that. I bet his wife left him for a stunter, wadda ya think?