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03-13-2005, 02:29
The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the
guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu.
He says, being a smart *****, "I usually never return to a
restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs
is a match in size for my own."

The waitress replied,
"In that case, sir, perhaps you should be looking at the
children's menu."