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okie
03-13-2005, 02:40
One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front

of

the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws

away

his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the

rectory

to

tell the priest what he'd just seen.

Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a

miracle. Tell me, where is this man?" "Flat on his ass, Father, over

by

the holy water."