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03-16-2005, 19:40
An infantry squad was patrolling outside of Mosul, when they came upon an
> Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side
> of the road, was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.
> The soldier was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men,
> the American soldier was asked what had happened. He reported, "I was
> heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a
> heavily armed Iraqi soldier. Seeing each other we both took cover."
> "What happened then?" the medic asked. "I yelled to him that Saddam
> Hussein was a miserable low life slug, and he yelled back: 'John Kerry,
> Ted
> Kennedy, Bill and Hillary Clinton are miserable slimeballs.' We were
> standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."

03-16-2005, 21:04
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