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DEATHROW
03-17-2005, 19:25
A CRUSTY OLD MARINE CORPS COLONEL FOUND HIMSELF AT A GALA EVENT DOWNTOWN,
HOSTED BY A LOCAL LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE. THERE WAS NO SHORTAGE OF EXTREMELY
YOUNG, IDEALISTIC LADIES IN ATTENDANCE, ONE OF WHOM APPROACHED THE COLONEL.

FOR CONVERSATION. SHE SAID, "EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU SEEM TO BE A VERY
SERIOUS MAN, ARE YOU THIS WAY ALL THE TIME, OR IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?

"NO," THE COLONEL SAID, "JUST SERIOUS BY NATURE!" THE YOUNG LADY LOOKED
AT HIS AWARDS AND DECORATIONS, AND SAID, "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE SEEN A LOT
OF ACTION" THE COLONEL'S SHORT REPLY WAS, "YES, A LOT OF ACTION."

THE YOUNG LADY, TIRING OF TRYING TO START UP A CONVERSATION, SAID, "YOU
KNOW, YOU SHOULD LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE. RELAX AND ENJOY YOURSELF." THE
COLONEL JUST STARED AT HER IN HIS SERIOUS MANNER.

FINALLY THE YOUNG LADY SAID, "YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY, BUT WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?"

THE COLONEL LOOKED AT HER AND REPLIED, "1955."

SHE SAID, "WELL THERE YOU GO, YOU REALLY NEED TO CHILL OUT AND QUIT TAKING
EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY. . . . I MEAN, NO SEX SINCE 1955, ISN'T THAT A
LITTLE EXTREME?"

THE COLONEL, GLANCING AT HIS WATCH, SAID IN HIS MATTER-OF-FACT VOICE,
"OH, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S ONLY 2130 NOW."

Sorry about the caps but my machine is not working as well as it could.

Deathrow Semper Fi :cool: ;) :)