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SCmasterblaster
03-20-2005, 08:02
It's time to recycle all of the old Michael Jackson jokes, and perhaps bring on new ones.

The whole Michael Jackson situation is so evil and shameful, that we must try to put a smile on it to not go insane!

I'll start it off:

Michela Jackson was once a college student - at Brigham Young!;f

Glock23
03-20-2005, 08:24
What did a mother at the beach say to Michael Jackson? Get out of my sun!!!

SCmasterblaster
03-20-2005, 08:31
Originally posted by Glock23
What did a mother at the beach say to Michael Jackson? Get out of my sun!!!

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vafish
03-20-2005, 14:37
Why did Michale Jackson run down to Walmart?

He heard they had little boys underpants half off.

joegerardi
03-20-2005, 15:19
C'mon guys, that's unfair. Michael Jackson is proof that we live in a great country: Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Actually, I can't trust him. I can't trust ANY man that wears one glove and sings: "Beat It."

And it shocks me that they actually selected a jury of his peers: I was never aware that we had so many people from Pluto living on this planet.

..Joe

7.62mmFMJ
03-21-2005, 00:23
Correct on all counts ;c

Trebuchet
03-21-2005, 09:36
He is releasing a new album.

track 4 will be a cover of an Elton John tune.

"don't let your son go down on me"

milkdud
03-21-2005, 14:46
How come Michael Jackson likes twenty-eight year olds?











Because there are twenty of them.;f

gr81disp
03-21-2005, 15:49
Why was Michael Jackson so against the recent teacher sex scandals?





















He felt thirteen was too old to be involved in a serious relationship.

SCmasterblaster
03-21-2005, 20:17
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic dry-cleaning bag?

One has a printed warning on it saying to not leave it near children, and the other is what you put your suit jacket in!;f