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Nowhere Man
03-25-2005, 13:39
Indian Chief Say

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a

ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to

interview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have

observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his

technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage

he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your

opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and

Then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running


No taxes,

No debt,

Plenty buffalo,

Plenty beaver,

Women did all the work,

Medicine man free,

Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing,

All night having sex."

The chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to

Think he could improve system like that."