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Roadking522
03-29-2005, 20:34
Pedro makes an A
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> It was the first day of school and a new student
> named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican
> restaurateur, entered the fourth grade._
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> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
> American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give
> me Death?' "_
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> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who
> had his hand up._
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> "Patrick Henry, 1775."
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> "Very good!" apprised the teacher. Now, who said,
> "Government of the people, by the people, for the
> people, shall not perish from the earth?"
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> Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham
> Lincoln, 1863."_
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> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
> be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows
> more about its' history than you do!"_
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> She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"_
> "Who said that?" she demanded._
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> Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."_
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> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm
> gonna puke."_
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> The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who
> said that?" Again, Pedro. "George Bush to the
> Japanese Prime Minister,
> 1991."
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> Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? kiss
> this!"_
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> Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
> shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica
> Lewinsky, 1997!"_
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> Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You
> little turd. If you say anything else, I'll strangle you!"_
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> Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
> "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."_
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> The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered
> around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh s**t,
> we're in BIG trouble now!"_
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> Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

DTQ
03-30-2005, 11:21
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