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Roadking522
03-30-2005, 06:47
Tuesday Groaner
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> > A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
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> > The officer asks the man his name.
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> > "Fred," he replies.
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> > "Fred what?" the officer asks.
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> > "Just Fred," the man responds.
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> > The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
> > fellow
> > a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
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> > The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him
> > that
> > he used to have a last name but lost it.
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> > The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays
> > along
> > with it.
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> > "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
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> > The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
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> > "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name.
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> > Kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied
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> > hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to
> > be a
> > doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
> > and
> > finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
> >
> > "After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back
> > to
> > school.
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> > Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my
> > degree,
> > so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
> >
> > "Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
> > assistant and she gave me VD.
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> >
> > So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.
> >
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> > Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
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> > Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD.
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> > Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of
> > the
> > VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
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> > Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."
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> > The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

DTQ
03-30-2005, 10:17
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