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04-04-2005, 01:34
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break
about being out late the night before.

The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep
when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and
not get into trouble."

The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky.
My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and
she started swearing at me and giving me hell for
being out so late."

The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"

The second man replied, "I turned out the light."