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04-08-2005, 12:48
> Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when
> Billy Bob tells Luther,"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
> for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little
> different."
> "The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
> Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to
> Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant."
> "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,
> and Earlene got pregnant again."
> "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene
> didn't get pregnant again."
> Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year
> that's different?"
> Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."