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04-09-2005, 20:26
I thought this was cute!

Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and
thinking, "surely I can't look that old?" I was sitting in
the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly
I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same
name had been in my high school class some 20-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way
too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm ... or could he?

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High.
"Yes, I did," he said.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered: "In 1983. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled
son-of-a-***** asked:

"What did you teach?"

04-10-2005, 12:38
;z ;z ;z

04-10-2005, 15:36
Hey, go easy on the Class of '83. I'm not gray (well, a little), I don't have lines (maybe a few) and I can remember everything from my high school graduation (can't remember what I did yesterday).;g

Damn, has it been 22 years already?????????

04-11-2005, 16:29
Wanna feel really old?

You graduated the year I was BORN!!!

Nowhere Man
04-11-2005, 17:34
You wanna feel older?

My youngest was born in '85.

04-12-2005, 05:22
OK, let's move on folks.

Nothing more to see here.;)

04-12-2005, 06:37

Don't feel bad,

I was class of '82.

04-15-2005, 00:05
Originally posted by vafish

Don't feel bad,

I was class of '1882.

Wow, you are old.