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Nowhere Man
04-10-2005, 15:10
>A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better, I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
>The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his
>umbrella and went "bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
>The 90-year old man said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
>The doctor said, "My point exactly."

04-14-2005, 21:55

04-15-2005, 05:53
The joke, as I heard it, would have been "Someone else pumped 2 rounds into it."