Nowhere Man
04-10-2005, 15:10
>A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better, I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
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>The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his
>umbrella and went "bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
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>The 90-year old man said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
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>The doctor said, "My point exactly."
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>The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his
>umbrella and went "bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
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>The 90-year old man said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
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>The doctor said, "My point exactly."