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04-11-2005, 18:44
"Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!"

Thursday is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working
your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a
damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating
MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look
in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she
enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of all pissed off workers, I am so very very
glad to officially announce Thursday as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING

These are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you
again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers
take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside
somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the
recipient, your

"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick
of your stupid-***** always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the
supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want
to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a
great day !!


04-12-2005, 09:23
Thursday would not be enough time.:(

;f ;f ;f

04-13-2005, 10:38
Thanks! I needed that today!