njoy4x4
05-08-2005, 22:03
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his
hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its
heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them
back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I
get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you
and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running"
;f
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his
hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its
heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them
back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I
get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you
and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running"
;f