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07-03-2005, 01:48
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his
neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?"

"Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup."

"What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

"Well," confessed Ray, "I admit its a lousy excuse. But, if I
don't want to loan you my axe, one excuse is as good as