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mastery
09-24-2005, 23:21
Hail: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
collision.

Reply: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to
avoid a collision.

Hail: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.

Reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Hail: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A
LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE
NOW!

Reply: This is a lighthouse... Your call.