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09-24-2005, 23:35
I've got hundreds of these, but took out the overly sexual suggestive ones!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth

Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?
A: Penicillin.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange
juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain
surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.