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Nowhere Man
10-08-2005, 14:15
> > > Welfare State
> > >
> > > A guy walks into the local welfare office,
> marches
> > > straight up to the
> > >
> > > counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE
> drawing
> > > welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
> >
> > The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
> > >
> > > timing is excellent sir!
> > >
> > >
> > > We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
> old man
> > > who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
> nymphomaniac,
> > > underwear-model daughter.
> > >
> > >
> > > You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but
> he'll
> > > supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
> hours, meals will be
> > > provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
> her overseas holiday
> trips.
> > > You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
> You'll have a two-bedroom
> > > apartment
> > > above the garage.
> > >
> > >
> > > The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
> > >
> > > The guy says, "You're bullsittin' me!"
> > >
> > >
> > > The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you
> started it
> > >