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10-10-2005, 01:35
An elderly couple had been dating for some time
and decided it was finally time to marry. Before
the wedding, they had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They
discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the
subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.

"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.

The old guy paused .... then he asked, "Was that one
word or two?"

10-10-2005, 12:53
It took me a second, but that was funny.;z