"Vermont Vs. Texas" [Archive] - Glock Talk


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10-10-2005, 01:36
The Texan visiting Vermont asked a farmer how
large an acreage he cultivated. The Vermonter
said meditatively, "Oh, it's quite large. My farm
extends for about a hundred yards in that direction
and for nearly a hundred-twenty yards in that. And
how large an acreage do you handle?"

The Texan could not help but smile. "Back home,"
he said, "I have a ranch with my house at one end.
I can get into my car at the house, turn the ignition
key, step on the gas, and at the end of the day,
still not have reached the other end."

The Vermont farmer nodded sympathetically.
"Tough! I once had a car like that, too!"