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Nowhere Man
10-16-2005, 14:20
Subject: BONDING MOMENT


> > > A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old
>> son. They happen
>> > to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
>> "What are these, Dad?
>> >
>> > To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those
>> are called
>> > condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
>> >
>> > "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've
>> heard of that in
>> > health class at school." He looks over the display
>> and picks up a
>> > package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this
>> package?"
>> >
>> > The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,
>> ONE for
>> > Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
>> >
>> > "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
>> "Then who are
>> > these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad
>> answers, TWO for
>> Friday,
>> > TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
>> >
>> > "WOW!" exclaimed
>> > the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks,
>> > picking up a 12 pack.
>> >
>> > With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
>> replied,
>> > "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE
>> for February,
>> > ONE for March....."
>