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okie
10-20-2005, 02:01
"Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire"

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one
fragment into slivers.

2. Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments

4. Bandage left foot.

5. Make structure of slivers (include those
embedded in hand),

6. Light Match

7. Light Match

8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.

9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments,
and blow gently into base of fire.

10. Apply burn ointment to nose.

11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out
while out searching for more wood, soak
wood from can labeled "kerosene."

13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.

14. Re-label can to read "gasoline."

15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining
firewood.

16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat
steps 1-15.

jim2037
10-21-2005, 11:04
so that was you in the next campsite!

Jim

okie
10-22-2005, 20:42
Originally posted by jim2037
so that was you in the next campsite!

Jim ;f