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Nowhere Man
10-20-2005, 17:49
Towards the end of the golf course, Doug hit his ball into the woods and

found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball

back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the

patch. All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman

appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature. Do you know how long it took me to make those

buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter

for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't have

any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact,

you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

Then POOF!.....she was gone!

After Doug recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,

where are you?"

Fred yells back "I'm over here in the *****willows."