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Stop CPR
10-25-2005, 20:46
A cowboy is captured by hostile indians.

The chief tells him that they are going to kill him, but first he can have three requests.

The cowboy says "I want to talk to my horse"

The chief is puzzled but allows it and the cowboy whispers into his horses ear. The horse runs off and returns a short while later with a dance hall girl on his back.

The chief smiles and says " Now you ask for tepee?"

"No, I want to talk to my horse again" the cowboy replies.

He whispers in the horse's ear again and the horse takes off and returns with another dance hall girl.

The chief grins and says "Now you ask for tepee, right?"

"No,I want to talk to my horse again." replies the cowboy.

" But that waste first two requests" says the puzzled chief.

The cowboy insists and the chief allows it.

Grabbing the horse by both ears the cowboy growls "POSEE you dumb SOB, POSSE!"

10-25-2005, 22:20
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That kind of reminds me of the old joke about the man with the 10" pianist. Be careful what you wish for.;f