Nowhere Man

10-31-2005, 08:00

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

>>

>> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

>>

>> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

>> about

>> those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to

>> those

>> meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving

>> 103%?

>> What makes up 100% in life?

>>

>> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

>> questions:

>>

>> If:

>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

>>

>> Then:

>> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

>> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

>>

>> and

>> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

>> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

>>

>> But,

>> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

>> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

>>

>> And,

>> B-U-L-L-S-H-*-*

>> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

>>

>> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

>>

>> A-8-8-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

>> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

>>

>> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

>> Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the

>> Bullsh88

>> and A88 kissing that will put you over the top.

>>

>> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

>>

>> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

>> about

>> those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to

>> those

>> meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving

>> 103%?

>> What makes up 100% in life?

>>

>> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

>> questions:

>>

>> If:

>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

>>

>> Then:

>> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

>> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

>>

>> and

>> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

>> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

>>

>> But,

>> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

>> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

>>

>> And,

>> B-U-L-L-S-H-*-*

>> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

>>

>> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

>>

>> A-8-8-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

>> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

>>

>> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

>> Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the

>> Bullsh88

>> and A88 kissing that will put you over the top.