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11-16-2005, 13:21
Look out, Fred Astaire!!! From a BMW rider (not me)

Puttin' on the Stich

Think I'll go out for a ride
on the boulevards far and wide.
If there's no hitch
I'm putting on the 'Stich.

Don't think I'll be minding rain
Though some might think that I'm insane.
Just got that itch.
Puttin' on the 'Stich.

Out there with the cars and trucks and scooters
Big red Oilhead moves just like a trooper

Running out amongst the hills
Looking out for some cheap thrills
Watch that ditch!
Puttin' on the 'Stich

Winter comes and winter goes
I'll only stop if it snows.
Won't hear me *****.
Puttin' on the 'Stich.

Moving through the morning's workday hassle.
Big red oilhead never fails to dazzle.
Pretty snazzle.

I'll be meeting you at a Beakster Bash
If I get some time and get some cash
More I couldn't wish
Puttin' on the 'Stich.