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New_comer
12-06-2005, 23:52
Share ko lang:


> Let's take a break....=)
>
> The NBI (National Bureau of Investigation), the AFP
> (Armed Forces of the
> Philippines), and the PNP (Philippine National
> Police) get into an argument
> over who is the best at apprehending criminals.
>
> The President decides to test them. She releases a
> rabbit into a forest and
> each of them has to catch it.
>
> The NBI goes first. They place animal informants
> throughout the forest.They
> question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
> three months of extensive
> investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not
> exist.
>
> The AFP goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they
> burn the forest,
> killing everything in it. They make no apologies:
> "The rabbit deserved it."
>
> The PNP goes in. They come out two hours later with
> a badly beaten bear.
> The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit! I'm
> a rabbit!"
>

paltiq
12-07-2005, 00:05
sa totoo lang.....aliw-na-aliw ako;e ;e ;e :cool: :) ;f ;a ;z ;z

bokbok_05
12-07-2005, 07:37
^b ~1 ;i ....ang "galing" talaga ng PNP.

doctabako
12-07-2005, 07:51
;f ;f ;f

atmarcella
12-07-2005, 08:46
galing^c

horge
12-07-2005, 16:15
Hilarious...
;f ;f ;f
Better if you substitute local fauna while you're at it.
The original joke involved the LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA.

isuzu
12-07-2005, 17:24
believe it, or not! ~rf

paltiq
12-07-2005, 22:22
ayaw talaga patalo ng PNP!!!

Todays AIRPORT SCENE:
News: Federal air marshall shoots "bomb" carrier at the airport:)
News: PNP shoots the floor hits 4 :cool:

nrmcolt
12-08-2005, 01:56
News: PNP shoots the floor hits 4
Only in da Philippines;f

MELBU
12-08-2005, 19:49
bwahahahahahahahahaha!

ina nyo pnp!

Punisher_nbi45
12-31-2005, 09:02
;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f

royal glockster
01-02-2006, 06:21
Could be the reason why my NBI agent and Marine soldier friends discourage me to trust too much with my PNP friend! Hahahahaha!!

toxic
01-02-2006, 11:39
Tukayong Punisher long time no post Hows Isabela?..
Kahit sa joke mabangong mabango parin NBI ah..
Who's taking over the post of the Late Director Wycoco(RIP)

Punisher_nbi45
01-02-2006, 14:45
Toxic,

Happy New Year!

I've been assigned to manila at our VAWCD (Violence Against Women and Children Division). Bale 6 months nako naka-assign doon.

No news yet. To be honest, we're also wondering, just like you guys. Until may official announcement, we just keep on doing what we do.

Stay safe and always watch your back!

Punisher :)