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12-06-2005, 23:52
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> Let's take a break....=)
>
> The NBI (National Bureau of Investigation), the AFP
> (Armed Forces of the
> Philippines), and the PNP (Philippine National
> Police) get into an argument
> over who is the best at apprehending criminals.
>
> The President decides to test them. She releases a
> rabbit into a forest and
> each of them has to catch it.
>
> The NBI goes first. They place animal informants
> throughout the forest.They
> question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
> three months of extensive
> investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not
> exist.
>
> The AFP goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they
> burn the forest,
> killing everything in it. They make no apologies:
> "The rabbit deserved it."
>
> The PNP goes in. They come out two hours later with
> a badly beaten bear.
> The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit! I'm
> a rabbit!"
>
> Let's take a break....=)
>
> The NBI (National Bureau of Investigation), the AFP
> (Armed Forces of the
> Philippines), and the PNP (Philippine National
> Police) get into an argument
> over who is the best at apprehending criminals.
>
> The President decides to test them. She releases a
> rabbit into a forest and
> each of them has to catch it.
>
> The NBI goes first. They place animal informants
> throughout the forest.They
> question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
> three months of extensive
> investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not
> exist.
>
> The AFP goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they
> burn the forest,
> killing everything in it. They make no apologies:
> "The rabbit deserved it."
>
> The PNP goes in. They come out two hours later with
> a badly beaten bear.
> The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit! I'm
> a rabbit!"
>