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Glockrunner
01-12-2006, 08:48
A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that represented their religion.

The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is the Crucifix."

The third student got in up front of the class and said, " My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and this is a casserole."

mwelch8404
01-13-2006, 20:42
Originally posted by Glockrunner
A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that represented their religion.

The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is the Crucifix."

The third student got in up front of the class and said, " My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and this is a casserole."

Hi, my name is Tiffini, I'm a Mormon and this is green Jello?

Specks
01-14-2006, 00:14
Originally posted by mwelch8404
Hi, my name is Tiffini, I'm a Mormon and this is green Jello? What!? No shredded carrots?