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01-12-2006, 17:16
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Oh...killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?" He responded....

3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

01-12-2006, 23:26
What do you call a fly with its wings torn out?

A walk!