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01-17-2006, 13:41
A fart can be short,
or a fart can be long,
some farts have been known,
to sound like a song.

A fart can create,
a most curious medley,
a fart can be harmless,
or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
while others are vile,
a fart may pass quickly,
or linger a while.

A fart can occur,
in a number of places,
and leave everyone,
with strange looks on their faces.

From a wide-open prairie,
to a small elevator,
a fart will find all of us,
sooner or later.

That farts are all bad,
is simply not true,
we must not forget,
good old farts like you!