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01-17-2006, 15:53
Dear IRS,

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see
the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value
$1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the
overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund" as noted on my return. You can do this by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head
screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for
1.5" Phillips Head Screws are enclosed for your convenience.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.


A Satisfied Taxpayer

01-17-2006, 16:02