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okie
01-19-2006, 02:51
Mr. and Mrs. Jones come before the judge for their
divorce hearing.

The judge says, "What are the grounds?"

Mrs. Jones says, "Cruel and inhuman punishment. He
tied me to the bed and then forced me to sing, "The
Way We Were", while he peed all over me."

The judge says, "My God, that's horrible."

She says, "Yeah, he KNOWS how much I hate that
song!"